three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
its fucking red why is there even a discussion its red
Math is definitely a blue subject idk what you guys are on
4th of July posts
the last one killed me. … i can’t even .
we threw your tea in a well
dont ask me i’ll never tell
we ran away as it fell
you shits were in our way
Ben summing up Johnlock shippers daily routine :D (x)
(only gifs are mine, fanarts: credit to respective creators)
yeah… that’s tumblr
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
When I’m almost done reading a good book.
WHY DOES THAT ELEPHANT REMIND ME OF JOHN GREEN SO MUCH
tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS
AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME
YES. JUST FUCKING YES
*not even a whovian* *claps*
SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!
Did homestuck just jack this post?!
… didn’t they all DESTROY their universe? sorry homestuck you are so far out of the running for saving things
Batman had a few buildings destroyed before he saved Gotham.
Luke Skywalker had a few planets destroyed before he saved the Galaxy
Homestuck has a few universes destroyed before they save THE WHOLE OF REALITY AND THE INFINITY FROGIVERSES AND ANCIENT HORRORS THAT LIVE IN IT.
"Stop bullying people for their gender identity!" Tumblr screeches as it proceeds to bully cis people for being cis because apparently that’s not bullying someone for their gender identity.
Stfu cis people
I’m a trans man. Joke’s on you.
Always reblog tumblr getting its own logic thrown back into its face.
Welcome to Britain